racist but sounds funny and true

"The Allemane (germans) were Christians, that was for sure. They lived in the north like all others, in what we call Blad Teldj, or the Snowland. Allah did not favor the Christians; their climate was harsh and cold, and that made them moody and, when the sun did not show up for months, nasty. To warm themselves up, they had to drink wine and other strong beverages, and then they got agressive and started looking for trouble. They did drink tea sometimes though, just like everyone else, but even their tea was bitter and scalding and not like our..." from the book Dreams of Trespassing by Fatima Mernissi